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Horror Demotivational Poster


TIME WARP -


TAGS: rocky horror time warp calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:19 pm
But it's the pelvic thru-uust that really drives you insaaaaane! Yes, a toast to absent friends.
Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:11 am
perfect wording with just the right ph**o...5L from this warped wierdo!
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:25 am
How on earth did that happen?


SWEET TRANSVESTITE - They don't make 'em like this anymore.


TAGS: transvestite rocky horror cult classic
Rating: 3.07/5

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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 3:36 pm
gosh you know I don't really like this one anymore


THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - Letting us know who the weirdos are since 1975.


TAGS: rocky horror picture show
Rating: 3.33/5

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whatukno - May 22, 2010, 2:57 am
Columbia was the bomb, I would have so hit that.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:41 pm
Hey hey hey! Just cause those guys were beast and anyone would love to do them is crazy dosen't mean we lay anyone.
Ed-Hyde - May 21, 2010, 9:10 am
Rocky Horror Picture Show, getting those weirdos laid since 1975.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:25 pm
Frank N. Furter! My my I love this movie.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
Colombia, Magenta and ummmm Frankie (what was his surname?)


TIMEWARP -


TAGS: rocky horror
Rating: 4.48/5

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Glock9p - April 19, 2016, 6:08 pm
Put your hands on your hips...
Glock9p - April 19, 2016, 6:07 pm
Put your hands on your hips...
Arvantillian - February 18, 2012, 10:07 am
And then a step to the riiiight...
ICEMAN - February 16, 2012, 11:35 pm
It's astounding...


THE HORROR - It has a face … and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared


TAGS: horror colonel kurtz
Rating: 2.88/5

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Greeny - May 5, 2011, 8:44 pm
Ethical Terror?


154 kills. -




KIDS TODAY - Naïve and desensitized to violence Billy is about to find out that is NOT Optimus Prime


TAGS: kids today horror roadkill truck
Rating: 4.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 7:56 pm
Agreed! It's funny when the wife's teenage brother THOUGHT he knew karate, and then he thought he knew what pain was.... He does now, lol.


i want to play a game -


TAGS: saw tag horror
Rating: 3.13/5

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arsanlupin - May 8, 2013, 7:07 am
"You're"


TRAFFIC CONDITIONS - Better than average.




Goodnight -


TAGS: nightmare monster horror
Rating: 3.5/5

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CloudchaserS - May 8, 2013, 1:19 am
IN YOUR CLOSET, IN YOUR HEAD!
getuppunk - May 7, 2013, 8:45 pm
cool ty
Sho - May 7, 2013, 7:11 pm
Nice, good picture eh? I have it in my collection. Normally I don't use a pic that's already here but I think I'll make an exception this time :)


HORROR MOVIES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horror movies
Rating: 4.68/5

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guest8916 - April 30, 2010, 11:48 am
Horror movies: Stop remaking them


HAUNTING LULLABY -


TAGS: horror
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:53 am
Nice one Space! 5L
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 10:17 pm
Thanks guys.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:10 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:09 pm
Great...now I can't sleep tonight! 5/5
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 10:07 pm
5 Alibis
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:59 pm

a true demotivational poster.


ZOMBIE VS. SHARK - Best movie fight EVER!


TAGS: zombie 2 zombies shark sharks undead living dead horror
Rating: 2.64/5

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jake - August 1, 2009, 5:26 pm
*cough cough*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:56 pm
Or Jake's getting worse.
jake - August 1, 2009, 3:40 pm
yeah, jalford is getting better...


ALTERNATE ENDINGS - They are always epic fails


TAGS: blair witch blair horror halloween movies
Rating: 1.67/5

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Charles - November 12, 2008, 3:54 am
Starring Elizabeth Montcumery, Agnes Moorehead, ***k York and ***k Sargent. (Funnily enough, the last 3 are their real names!)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:39 am
Not to be confused with the p***o knock-off The Bare Witch Project.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:37 am
That would be the Bear Witch Project then.
The Witch - November 12, 2008, 12:27 am
God that movie sucked. I couldn't stop laughing after they threw away the f***ing map. Should have been eaten by bears.


IT'S JUST A - jump to the left


TAGS: rocky horror
Rating: 4.35/5

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GaryO - May 2, 2012, 7:29 pm
effing WOOF!
Airman - May 2, 2012, 6:15 pm
he's been known to fall for Begging Strips
lgvernon - May 2, 2012, 4:14 pm

Sorry, Gary. I do have some nie liverwust pumps you can gnaw on.
GaryO - May 2, 2012, 1:04 pm
Hmmm, ‘pencil’ skirt….Izzzat like a kilt with that little cod piece? If so, do you have any bratwurst skirts?…in Tartan?
lgvernon - May 2, 2012, 11:54 am

No~~'A' lines are so 60s! But I do have fabulous little pinstripe pencil skirt...
GaryO - May 2, 2012, 9:40 am
S-o-o-o-o how long is this ‘artwork’ gonna be on the front page? And, LG, for the last time, I don’t want your dress. …do you have anything in an A line?
lgvernon - May 1, 2012, 11:18 pm

{snort} Are you trying to tell me you want to borrow a dress?
GaryO - May 1, 2012, 8:27 pm
Well now, seems airman is about to mount a camel….and not for the ride to town……and it was a kilt d*** it! ….5 loins, girded, you talented bastard….not for this one, but for all the other times I refrained from the boredom of hitting the fifth lion.


AMBITION - Sometimes being a slacker is a good thing.




what would Scooby-Doo do ??? -


TAGS: horror scooby
Rating: 4/5

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Pikeman - June 5, 2013, 2:30 am
Go tran-sonic in the direction defined as away.


HORROR MOVIES, WHY THEY DON'T CALL FOR HELP -


TAGS: horror movies assignment
Rating: 3.43/5

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IllicoPresto - April 30, 2010, 6:17 pm
People should always clam down in an emergency!


TALK TO THE HAND - Though He May Not Talk Back


TAGS: horror
Rating: 1.86/5

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javalord32 - June 1, 2011, 12:48 pm
when did deidara come to motifake?
djinnyf - April 10, 2011, 2:23 am
I give yoooooooooooo 5L for that comment! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 18, 2011, 9:42 pm
Shaq takes masturbation to the next level.....another wasted pic.


Soft Spot -


TAGS: movie villains horror splatter gore
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 14, 2016, 12:54 pm
Haha thanks!
MissPriss - March 14, 2016, 12:46 pm
The Dating Game 1 UP'd...Oh Bob I don't know. They all sound soooo dreamy!
JesusWept - March 14, 2016, 12:23 pm
Thanks!
concern3 - March 14, 2016, 11:38 am
one scary UP yours


Born Evil -




ROTISSERIE CHICKEN -


TAGS: horror film
Rating: 3.91/5

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Faceplant31 - April 30, 2010, 6:14 pm
ROR! Thats a beautiful take on todays a**ignment.


KILLING IS HIS BUSINESS - But business hasn't been great. Please, take a moment to think about those really effected by the recession. Thank you.




I Like to Watch you sleep -




Sweet Dreams -


TAGS: dreams horror sweet
Rating: 4.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:17 pm
Wonderful.... just as I was getting over Sho's last few posters, lol.
Sho - May 30, 2013, 1:16 am
5&f


COME UP TO THE LAB -




THIS.... -




BIRTH DAY MEMORIES - Mom says it was one of the happiest days of her life. Me? I swear scarred for life!


TAGS: birth happiest horror memories babies
Rating: 4.33/5

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CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:23 pm
PUT ME BACK IN! PUT ME BACK IN!


SUGAR AND SPICE - and everything nice?




omg... can't sleep -


TAGS: horror monsters sleep
Rating: 4.14/5

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falloutghoul - June 10, 2013, 8:46 am
They already have...


HORROR FILMS - Meet Your Inspirational Director


TAGS: horror
Rating: 3.83/5

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afraid to go to sleep? -


TAGS: sleep horror freddy
Rating: 3.8/5

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CloudchaserS - June 15, 2013, 10:09 pm
He has nightmares about being cornered by the Dream Warriors/Dokken


I'm going off the rails on a crazy train -




Hugging from behind -




KIDS, - Don't do drugs.




Kids watching Horror Movies -




HORROR MOVIES... - Are Thought Provoking. You'll Never Have A Nice Day If You Have Other Plans.




Get out of the shower and see what's new on -




Movies -


TAGS: don t breathe hollywood horror spoof
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 29, 2016, 11:39 pm
Thank you
concern3 - August 29, 2016, 2:56 am
Nice one, UP yours
mizzdizz - August 29, 2016, 12:16 am
The Wayne's brothers doing a horror poof spoof? It'd be a real gasser!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 28, 2016, 3:27 pm
So long as the Wayne's brothers or Simon Pegg don't have anything to do with it. Lol. I apologize if you find either funny - no offense. :D
mizzdizz - August 28, 2016, 11:18 am
Ya know, that might make a great spoof! ^!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 28, 2016, 8:52 am
Well now the movie just got funnier. XD
Silverheart - August 28, 2016, 6:22 am

Inspired by actual events, as recounted by the survivors.


Scary? -


TAGS: 50s movie monsters robot film horror scifi scared
Rating: 5/5

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triumphman - May 13, 2016, 8:21 pm
I loved this movie when it came out ! Gorillas with space helmets and human voices ! Cool for the 50's ! I still watch it on utube !


bedtime -


TAGS: bedtime horror
Rating: 4.6/5

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Reality Lord - May 14, 2013, 6:46 am

Another poster that would look great over at shivers. Can i ask you drop it over there as well :)


RESPONSIBILITY - Taking care of nature before it takes care of us. --Memo to BP CEO.




DON'T..... - LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!


TAGS: doom horror
Rating: 1.93/5

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Sweet Dreams are made from these -




CAR TREE CONTRAPTION - Your In It...




IN THE DARK -


TAGS: darkness covers truth ghouls horror
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 3:26 pm
Halloween seems to bring out your darker side, quite well. Don't be sleepy, keep it creepy? Wow... that's bad lyrical prose, but accurate.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 11:59 am

How'd you know about my wheelchair?
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 10:43 am
So much for chicken feet dim sum tonight. Vernie, you been rollin’. Rollin’ like the brakes on yer wheelchair give out. You go, gurl. Quite the show. Indeed.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 8:37 am

Thanks, Greeny.
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:44 am
very nice - good thing compfort is where it is
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 1:58 am

Thank you, sho.
Sho - October 20, 2014, 1:40 am
beautiful. 5/f


On life’s journey -


TAGS: horror mickey mouse scary
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 11:33 pm
This is what I am talking about. Keep it up, dude! 5L IMF


The Coriolis Effect -


TAGS: perfection achievement fear horror death
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 22, 2014, 2:10 am
Thank you. I could never measure up to Sho but his awesome poster's certainly have inspired me. :)
MissPriss - May 22, 2014, 1:43 am
Starting to think that Sho has been tutoring Grey...great poster Grey.


I hate this Show -


TAGS: tv horror
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 2:59 pm

Love this one. Post to Moti Twist.


Halloween -




Horror Films -




MY FIRST WISH - is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth




I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP -




Beetlejuice Gothic -


TAGS: horror
Rating: 4.71/5

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Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 2:15 am
Sweet mother of F'UCK! 5Ls


My God freddy -


TAGS: freddy horror
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 29, 2013, 12:23 pm
....And my attraction to Heather Langencamp has been completely dissolved.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: skeletons closet horror
Rating: 4.64/5

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JesusWept - October 31, 2013, 11:34 am
Could be worse. Imagine if your new spouse suddenly "came out of the closet" hehe. L L L L L
lgvernon - October 31, 2013, 12:25 am

I'm thinkin worms...maybe maggots.
MissPriss - October 31, 2013, 12:10 am
Maybe even a few moths in that closet too? Teehee.


The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus -




a man walks into a bar with 3 nails and asks the Bartender. -


TAGS: horror creeper scary bar
Rating: 4.5/5

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getuppunk - June 17, 2013, 10:06 am
thank you
Sho - June 16, 2013, 5:15 pm
Solid 5L
Cannabal - June 16, 2013, 4:57 pm
Put this on Religifake, too.
Reality Lord - June 16, 2013, 1:39 pm

dude...can you please drop this over to shivers...love it!!!
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 11:24 am
gettu, you’ve been workin’ on this theme for some time now, some good, some not so good. But, IMO, you really nailed this one (pun not necessarily intended). 5L


Are we keeping you awake? -


TAGS: goodnight horror sleep bed
Rating: 4.5/5

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getuppunk - May 5, 2013, 10:46 pm
Thank You I did it for our page on facebook scary movie fanatics check it out
rerun - May 5, 2013, 3:38 pm

d***, you have the creep factor covered. Love it, 5L & welcome to the site


Disco will never die -




splitting headache -




Hey !!!!!!!! -




Watching Scary Movies on your laptop -




One way or another, I'm gonna find ya' -




If you're happy and you know it, -


TAGS: horror clown
Rating: 4.29/5

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rerun - June 18, 2013, 8:04 pm

post this to whyihateclowns


don't you hate it when.... -




FEAR -




Everything tastes better when .. -


TAGS: cooking horror
Rating: 4.14/5

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Pikeman - June 5, 2013, 2:40 am
@thecrotchetyoldcynic Good he was wrong. It Tastes like pork.
getuppunk - June 3, 2013, 3:11 pm
lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 1:02 pm
Someone said human flesh tastes like chicken.... then I unfriended him on Facebook.


Oh, oh, oh, oh -




Yes !!!! -




welcome -




I am the boogeyman -




you can check in -


TAGS: check in horror
Rating: 3.67/5

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maoworks2 - May 12, 2013, 1:05 pm
Someone Should Make A Song About That ?


FOREPLAY -


TAGS: the horror the horror
Rating: 3.62/5

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ronsart - November 23, 2009, 11:20 pm
canadian goosing...my eyes...my eyes...you give visions I could have done without...lol...still genius.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 10:38 pm
Thanks dudes. And RON it kinda looks like one heart is goosing the other, eh?
spacedog - November 23, 2009, 9:55 pm
Nicely done Sean. 5Ls
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:43 pm
perfect...love the lil heart in for*****...u ahead of your time...lol


sweet dreams from scary movie fanatics -




sshhhhh !!! -




sister -




always be afraid -


TAGS: bedtime horror
Rating: 3.38/5

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Reality Lord - May 14, 2013, 6:40 am

Nice. This would go well over at www.shivers.net....our spooky moti site


don't be a pussy -




HORROR MOVIES -




shadow -


TAGS: shadow horror
Rating: 2.75/5

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Sho - May 10, 2013, 9:04 am
You should drop some posters over at http://www.theshiversplus.net/


PHANTASM - Infinitely more entertaining with Taco Bell farts.


TAGS: tall man phantasm horror
Rating: 2.55/5

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epichamster - January 16, 2009, 5:05 pm
That is epic win. I hated that f***ing movie.


THE ONE - My Good Qualities: Happy,Respected,Loved,Healthy. What People Think Should Be My Good Qualities: Sad,Disgraceful,Hated,Painful.


TAGS: theone in horror
Rating: 2.22/5

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TheOne - February 15, 2011, 9:39 pm
Btw this isn't a "dedication" to me from me.I just couldn't think of a title for this.


What were you doing at the mine earlier? -


TAGS: mine fanatics horror scary
Rating: 2.14/5

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getuppunk - June 18, 2013, 11:28 pm
I will check it out... Thank you for liking some of them... And yes I understand it all should nt be about our site... thanks again
5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 11:14 pm
Oh wow! I can now say ph**uk.
5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 11:02 pm
or something similar to that would have made a cool creepy one. Check out "theshivers" on the link list as well. I think they would be dying to meet you. (pun intended) but by all means spread the good stuff and cut the crap ones, please.
5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 10:59 pm
To be honest, I like the ph**os you use on all of your work. I think your site advertising posters are lame. The ones that you make without trying to pimp your site are good. (compliment sandwich...) If the red part said, "playing H&S w/kids"CONT>


Even Billy -




Imaginary Friend (?) -


TAGS: imaginary friend ghost evil death murder creepy horror
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 29, 2016, 3:59 pm
LOL thanks!
Reality Lord - March 29, 2016, 3:42 pm

i found this along time back online. creepy as ****. was waiting for something good. well done...bastard^^^^^
JesusWept - March 29, 2016, 1:50 pm
Done!
MissPriss - March 29, 2016, 1:48 pm
Shivers?
JesusWept - March 29, 2016, 1:33 pm
Thanks :))
lgvernon - March 29, 2016, 1:32 pm

Wunnerful!


Aw Crap -


TAGS: crap p*** horror film movie
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:22 pm
Yessir, hindsight. Always 20/20.
JesusWept - November 8, 2014, 1:21 pm
I am. TV evangelism is horror. Thanks for the 5 :))
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:14 pm
Jesus! I always thought you were more of the TV 5L Evangelist channel type of guy...tsk tsk.


Masks -




Terrific -




curiosity -


TAGS: curiosity horror
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:07 pm
I never quite thought of it that way--- well put Krill! Luv the classic ph**o! Gets the point across nicely! 5L
Greeny - January 13, 2015, 9:13 pm
The horror of a 4+ hour show!


SNAPPED -


TAGS: oxygen wgw snapped wiveswithknives horrorfortheholidays
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - January 25, 2017, 8:44 am
Black don't crack
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2016, 7:04 pm
^ I think what's just as disturbing is she don't look 28, like she's been on meth for the past 5 years.


SINCERITY -


TAGS: clown macabre dangerous horror poster
Rating: 4.91/5

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rerun - January 29, 2016, 8:10 pm

I hope it's me laughing
MissPriss - January 29, 2016, 2:33 am
Go for another set of 5's over at Shivers dear!


UNBALANCED -


TAGS: gacy clown killer horror
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 7:06 pm

The irony in this poster being, of course, that he didn't~~get away.
Thedge - October 20, 2014, 6:40 pm
Was thinking he was killed by another inmate, wiki'd his name. Was in error. Worth reading. Sort of explains why it is said, guns don't kill people. And yes, I know he didn't ever use a gun, but the point then remains even more valid.
Preacher Man - October 20, 2014, 4:59 pm
Creepy coincidence, I was just reading 'Killer Clown' by Terry Sullivan, and read that very quote last night. 5 scary lions for you.
lgvernon - October 20, 2014, 2:16 pm

Yessir, he was. He also said that all they should be able to get him for was 'operating a funeral parlor without a license."
JesusWept - October 20, 2014, 2:10 pm
Wasn't Gacy executed?


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